The Cancer Cart

A note from Rachel:

Hydration with sass: Rachel’s lips are always dry because she talks too much and drinks too little water (but a lot of oat milk lattes). This balm hydrates while throwing shade—literally. Cranberry color payoff: The shade “Lady” is a neutral cranberry—just bold enough to make it look like Rachel has her life together when she’s really Googling “how to be less unhinged at brunch.” Clean ingredients: Because Rachel cares deeply about what goes on her lips—especially after last weekend’s mystery kiss. No mirror needed: Swipe and go. Rachel has no time for touch-ups between crisis texting and sending you memes at 2 a.m. This is Rachel’s “I woke up late but still want to look cute when I get iced out by my boss in the elevator” balm. It’s comfort and chaos, wrapped in chic minimalism. Naturally, she needs at least three.